The How

How We Help You Build Your Dream Pc

You schedule an appointment with us, we get on a call or video call, and we guide you through the entire process of building the computer AND provide further assistance after the build for no extra cost.

Budget Management & Performence

The first thing new PC builders mess up is the price point according to their need. Yall either overpay or cut corners in places that end up costing you more money in the long run. We make sure you get the best parts in your budget range, which are perfect for your use case.

Product Testing

Whether you buy new or used parts, let's be honest, you don't have a fucking clue on how to test it either for warranty or return. If you know how to test individual parts, then you probably don't need to hire me, but if you don't, then paying me a few bucks will save you hundreds of dollars plus the bad experience.

Life Time Support

Whichever package you choose, it comes with a lifetime of tech support. Whatever takes you 1 hour of googling and scrolling reddit threads will take me half a minute to diagnose. I don't needa charge you for 30 seconds, so it's free.

Free for Students

If you are a student and have been saving up for ur first PC, don't worry; I won't take any money from you that comes from cheaping out on any part of your PC. I'll do it for free, but u have to be an actual lil bro cuz students can be up to 40 years old doing PhDs or whatever; I can't do their PCs for free, lol. But if ur a lil bro who's really on a budget, i gotchu its free for you.

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— skibidi toilet,an old meme

Tragic Back Story

Why i build PCs for free

Ooo the struggle i faced and the hate for humanity i felt that day..

I built my first PC as a 16-year-old kid with my dad's hard-earned $550, and I got scammed in every which way possible. Everything from the "reputable" shop overcharging me on parts plus keeping the case fans off, saying they aren't included, to the second-hand GPU I bought having a mining BIOS that refuses to take drivers. And to top it off, I didn't even speak English back then, and I had no one to help me out, so it was me and my fear of getting my ass kicked by Dad that motivated me to learn all the things to test and get my PC up and running with the new GPU BIOS.That's just 1% of the struggle I faced in the last 6 years; the rest of the 99% of soul-crushing struggle stories are in the video down below.

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Dancer

Hold ya horses cheif

We have the right package for you

i know pc

Little Things

$20

I make sure you dont mess it up

  • You make the parts list
  • You find the parts
  • I get on a video call and guide you,Making sure u dont break anything
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Help me not get ripped off

For the person whos completely new to pc

$100

Youre the hands im the brains

  • You give me a budget
  • I find you the best value parts, new or used
  • I help you test the used parts before buying
  • I make sure the new parts you baught are flawless before you lose your return window
  • I build the pc on call with extreme details
  • I change the nessery settings within windows so it fits your usecase the best
  • I make sure all the drivers and bios settings are up to date so you dont miss out on free performance from the parts u paid for
  • I do all the post boot process so u have a pc with no hickups
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